Black bucks

With the recent demonetization of Rs. 500 and Rs. 1000 notes by the Indian government, celebrities have been quite silent.
However Salman Khan has finally broken the silence.
"I do not have any black money hidden..... just black bucks"

Almost punny

My girlfriend, who is a dentist, ditched me today and hurt my fillings.

Rio Olympics - Australia versus India

This is how Aussie citizens react to their team losing:

This is how an Indian "opinion-shaping socialite" reacts to the Indian team participating:

Friendship Day

How adults celebrate Friendship Day..... once a year. 

How kids celebrate Friendship Day..... every day!

Diamond in a coffee

http://my-coffee-art.tumblr.com/post/101000482017/diamond-my-wife-complained-that-i-never-gave-her

Facebook Christianity

Christianity as preached in Facebook is very different from what Christ showed in the Bible. Choose your "book" wisely.

Racist

I'm not racist. The last time I tried being a racist was twenty years ago when I was  a student. I came sixth in a mini marathon and participated in the decathlon just for the heck of it. Don't remember participating in any race after that. I'm definitely not racist.