Ebay seller of the year

I was looking to buy some cables on ebay and came across this seller. Ass trading didn't just sound right. I'll need to get to the bottom of why the seller is called this. Butt I'll probably never find out!

Australian Made

Aussies are very proud of everything they manufacture and make sure they put an Australia Made logo on evrything they make. That is probably why they made sure this cigarette butt disposal bin was appropriately labelled.
Aussies also have an amazing sense of humour - usually intentional.
Maybe thats why the label ended up reading "Australian Made BUTTS ONLY".
I'll leave you to interpret this.

Dishwasher CD

At first glance this looks like the usual listing for a dishwasher tablet. But a closer look reveals that the format is an Audio CD! That must be some squeaky clean music. Oh the fun that wrong categorisation on mazon creates. Entertained me for 10 full seconds. I took another 10 seconds to take the screenshot and a further 30 seconds to blog it. It will entertain you for about 15 seconds. Spread the word and entertain the world!