Almost punny

My girlfriend, who is a dentist, ditched me today and hurt my fillings.

Rio Olympics - Australia versus India

This is how Aussie citizens react to their team losing:

This is how an Indian "opinion-shaping socialite" reacts to the Indian team participating:

Friendship Day

How adults celebrate Friendship Day..... once a year. 

How kids celebrate Friendship Day..... every day!

Diamond in a coffee

http://my-coffee-art.tumblr.com/post/101000482017/diamond-my-wife-complained-that-i-never-gave-her

Facebook Christianity

Christianity as preached in Facebook is very different from what Christ showed in the Bible. Choose your "book" wisely.

Racist

I'm not racist. The last time I tried being a racist was twenty years ago when I was  a student. I came sixth in a mini marathon and participated in the decathlon just for the heck of it. Don't remember participating in any race after that. I'm definitely not racist.

Wedding anniversary

So I was attending the 50th anniversary celebration of a couple and it was a fun time. One of the persons who spoke said, "When he got married he thought that his life would be complete. Instead his life was finished. And after 50 years he is completely finished".
And the best part was they both laughed and enjoyed this humor. No wonder they have lived happily together for 50 years. Bless them.